“Run This Raid” or “99 Problems But a Glitch Ain’t One”
CollegeHumor.com consistently manages to produce content that is not only funny, it’s also well thought out and a satirical reflection of, in this case, the raiding gaming culture. One thing is for damn sure: a bunch of people on the CollegeHumor staff are seriously addicted to World of Warcraft!
The lyrics are beneath the video if you are interested. Enjoy!
BLOOD ELF/RIHANNA
Friday night is finally here
Friends are out but I don’t care
I’m not addicted to this game
Just one more quest, I swear
Checking server status now
I’m gonna freak if Blackrock’s down
Phone’s unplugged but chat’s online
Now who’s gonna run this raid tonight…
Who’s gonna run this raid tonight…
Gotta find some n00bs to pwn
ORC/JAY-Z
We Horde
Yeah I said it
We Horde
The Warsong Nation
Fightin’ outta Ogrimmar
Lootin’ of a corpse, y’all
Top tier everything
Tier nine, soon ten
Top tier everything
Ya’ll chat in Barrens
Only play Paladins
I’d have more respect
If you weren’t always griefin’ us
Guild is my familia, playing since beta
So for now gonna head out to Darnassus
There’s a couple night elf chicks that we’d like to mana tap
We resist your debuffs, while ours are always stacked
We all crit for 6 comma, 3 zeros, dot zero zero.
Back to runnin’ circles round dwarves
While we stun em’
Level up
BLOOD ELF/RIHANNA
Real life is lame, it’s not fair
I’d rather chill at Darkmoon Faire”
In Azeroth I’m finally free
Just for one small monthly fee
No more escort quests tonight
Work sucked hard, I need to fight
Red Bull in hand I log online
Now whose gon’ run this raid tonight?
Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
We’re gon’ run this raid tonight
ALLIANCE PALADIN/KANYE
Girl, I like your avatar, wanna cyber or take it slow, yo?
Unless you’re gaming cross genders, no homo
Come ride a real epic mount, no Kodos
Next time I charge in, you’ll see real aggro
Kill your boss orc, who cares he earned “Warlord”
This our life, we all game hardcore
Achievements?
You think we need to achieve more?
What you PvP for? Honor f@#kin’ rewards?
But you know I’m done level grinding
Killing creeps and mobs, that ain’t nothing
I came to fight a real war, not go hunting
Only gear you got is gear from gold farming
While you’re out spending all day in the real sun
I’m in-game, what, having real fun
Shift function, I’ll target you, son
Holy Light so bright you wish you had one
You like a n00b who don’t know how to auto-run
Hit my level cap you haven’t even begun
You sleepin’, AFK? Come on, pay attention!
This is Warcraft, not a Neopets session!
What’s that, Mom? Can’t talk, for real.
Great, look- Help! I need a full heal!
I’m laggin’ fighting this fag and he’s got dual wield
Killed him but his goblin bud
Just ran in for the kill-steal
BLOOD ELF/RIHANNA
That’s
Gayyy–ay-ay-ay-ayyyy
Gayyy–ay-ay-ay-ayyyy
Gayyyy-ay-ay-ay-ay-ayyy
Fuck this
I’m gon’ find some porn online
Are We New At This? 
“Guess i’m gonna find some port online”, not “fuck this”
“Fuck this” is indeed in there, it’s just blanked out. Thus, the line reads :
“Fuck this, I’m gonna find some porn online”
Read Sara Natochenny’s (the night elf’s) lips.
“***” = Fixed line.
BLOOD ELF/RIHANNA
Friday night is finally here
Friends are out but I don’t care
I’m not addicted to this game
Just one more quest, I swear
Checking server status now
I’m gonna freak if Blackrock’s down
Phone’s unplugged but chat’s online
Now who’s gonna run this raid tonight…
Who’s gonna run this raid tonight…
Gotta find some n00bs to pwn
ORC/JAY-Z
We Horde
Yeah I said it
We Horde
The Warsong Nation
Fightin’ outta Ogrimmar
Lootin’ of a corpse, y’all
Top tier everything
Tier nine, soon ten
Top tier everything
Ya’ll chat in Barrens
Only play Paladins
I’d have more respect
If you weren’t always griefin’ us
Guild is my familia, playing since beta
So for now gonna head out to Darnassus
There’s a couple night elf chicks that we’d like to mana tap
We resist your debuffs, while ours are always stacked
We all crit for 6 comma, 3 zeros, dot zero zero.
Back to runnin’ circles round dwarves
While we stun em’
Level up
BLOOD ELF/RIHANNA
Real life is lame, it’s not fair
I’d rather chill at Darkmoon Faire”
In Azeroth I’m finally free
Just for one small monthly fee
No more escort quests tonight
Work sucked hard, I need to fight
Red Bull in hand I log online
Now whose gon’ run this raid tonight?
Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
We’re gon’ run this raid tonight
ALLIANCE PALADIN/KANYE
Girl, I like your avatar, wanna cyber or take it slow, yo?
Unless you’re gaming cross genders, no homo
Come ride a real epic mount, no Kodos
Next time I charge in, you’ll see real aggro
Kill your boss orc, who cares he earned “Warlord”
This our life, we all game hardcore
Achievements?
You think we need to achieve more?
What you PvP for? All the f@#kin’ rewards? ***
But you know I’m here for just one thing ***
Killing creeps and mobs, that ain’t nothing
I came to fight a real war, not go hunting
Don’t fear dragon spawns, Just fear when I’m coming ***
While you’re out spending all day in the real sun
I’m in-game, what?, having real fun
Shift function, I’ll target you, son
Holy Light so bright you wish you had one
You like a n00b who don’t know how to auto-run
Hit my level cap you haven’t even begun
You sleepin’, AFK? Come on, pay attention!
This is Warcraft, not a Neopets session!
What’s that, Mom? Can’t talk, for real.
Great, look- Help! I need a full heal!
I’m laggin’ fighting this fag and he’s got dual wield
Killed him but his goblin bud ran in for the kill steal
BLOOD ELF/RIHANNA
That’s
Gayyy–ay-ay-ay-ayyyy
Gayyy–ay-ay-ay-ayyyy
Gayyyy-ay-ay-ay-ay-ayyy
Guess I’m gon’ find some porn online.***
This line :
“What you PvP for? All the f@#kin’ rewards? ***”
was correct in the original post, i.e.,
“What you PvP for? Honor f@#kin’ rewards?”
Also, this line :
“I’m laggin’ fighting this fag and he’s got dual wield”
should read :
“I’m laggin’ fighting this fag, he’s got a dual wield”
Listen closely.
Also, she’s a Night Elf, not Blood Elf.
“Only gear you got is gear from gold farming” Im pretty sure this is wrong.. its more like “dont fear dragon spawn, just fear when Im coming” but im not sure of his exact words
The girl singing Rhianna’s part is a Night Elf, not a Blood Elf.
i not a blood elf,is a night elf
Actually, this has far more in the way of PvP references than it does raiding, it really only says anything that would apply to raiding in the mention gear tiers.