Archive for April, 2012

“Cryptic’s Kerfuffle” or “O Hai, We Were Hacked!”

April 30, 2012 4 comments

So Cryptic, the studio behind Champions Online and Start Trek Online, got hacked. These stories about major game developers getting hacked may be a dime a dozen now, but this one is so special I feel like I should give these guys a helmet and some crayons. You see, Cryptic was hacked back in December 2010, well over 16 months ago, but they just realized that now.

As an MMO player who has tried both their products and hasn’t been particularly thrilled by them, I don’t hold Cryptic in a very high regard. They try hard, and I am certain there are a few people who are genuinely committed to making games that people will play and want to enjoy. But somewhere along the production cycle, someone gets lazy, or a good idea is implemented awfully, or a feature that could make or break the game is screwed up, and you just cannot bring yourself to trust the studio again. Champions Online launched two different versions on launch day. The first one was close to the final beta. A launch day patch completely revamped everything though, a faux pas that I never really got past. As usual I am digressing.

My point is that I don’t trust Cryptic and believe that they prioritize profits over customer satisfaction and “fun”. But even this, this is just ridiculous. Come on guys, for 16 months your loyal customers have been playing your games, only to be told today that their information may have been compromised well over a year ago because you electronic locks had an expiry date of, well, 16 months ago? Disgraceful!

Categories: Facepalm of the Day

“Uncharted: The Movie(s)” or “Now I Don’t Have to Buy a PlayStation 3!”

April 23, 2012 1 comment

Someone, bless their heart, actually took the trouble of playing through all three Uncharted games, capturing footage, and barring unnecessary firefights, created feature length movies out of all three games in the series. As someone who owns most consoles, except the PlayStation 3 now, I have always wondered what the Uncharted experience may have been like. Thanks to YouTube user morphinapg, I no longer have to wonder! Enjoy!

Categories: Uncharted

Thought of the Day: “FPS: First Person Spectacle” or “Spectacular Setpieces Suck”

April 22, 2012 Leave a comment


Modern Warfare was a great game. It took an aging concept, put it in a modern setting, gave it some very memorable characters, an redefined reinvention. Modern Warfare 2 was a decent follow-up, but it seemed to me that the set pieces were more frequent, the situations were more dire, the settings were more hazardous, and most helicopters that flew or tried to rescue someone crashed in a fantastic cacophony of churning metal, flying debris and a giant ball of fire. Modern Warfare 3, frankly, was ridiculous. The set pieces seemed to outnumber the amount of time players actually had control of their character, and this time, every rescuing helicopter crashed, and the passengers always survived unscathed.

I am using the series as an example, but it seems to be that first person shooters (single-player obviously, not multi-player) are more about the fantastic spectacle and less about the challenge. At first it was some form of explosion or crash or ambush. Then it morphed into larger set pieces with collapsing structures and manic car chase sequences. Battlefield 3 took it up several notches by collapsing skyscrapers during a devastating earthquake, and oh-so-shockingly, the protagonist survives the building crashing on him. I can go off on a tangent here and talk about why every first person shooter hero seems to have skin made out of Adamantium, but that is a topic for another post.

Maybe I am using a frame of reference limited to the FPS titles I have been exposed to in the last year, but the pattern is pretty apparent to me: make a massive spectacle, a sequence so insanely improbable and outlandish that one can’t help but marvel at their screen. I think the only time that a set piece actually gave me goosebumps and fit very well into the story arc was *SPOLER ALERT* in Crysis, when the mountain slowly deteriorates in the distance, shaking off skyscrapers-sized boulders and the colossal alien ship encased within rears its extraterrestrial head. /*SPOLER ALERT* Outside of that, every time I lose control of my character because they need to narrowly escape death in one fashion or another, is a nuisance and hindrance more than anything else. But then again, perhaps the worst type of spectacle is the one when you actually do have control of your character during a spectacle sequence, because you don’t know if dodging bullets and dispatching baddies in a meticulous fashion should be your top priority or watching the insanity of the spectacle unfold.

This was supposed to be a “thought of the day” post, so allow me to be succinct: the fact of the matter is that first person shooters are increasingly more about the spectacle, and less about the challenge/story/experience. And with the never-ending race for creating the next best engine, that is not likely to change any time soon.

“Prey 2 Falls Prey 2 Developer-Publisher Debacle” or “A Lackadaisical PR Effort”

April 20, 2012 Leave a comment

Via Kotaku, Shacknews got the inside scoop on the rumors that Prey 2 was cancelled. The good news is that it is not cancelled. The bad news is that it has been delayed to 2013. Allegedly, the developers, Human Head, was not satisfied with the terms of contract with publisher ZeniMax. Work on the title stopped in November 2012, apparently so that human Head could coax ZeniMax into a better, more favorable deal. This seems very shady, and it is a little troublesome that someone at Human Head came forth anonymously to share this with the video gaming news media. It could be because people at Human Head are eager to get cracking at the title again, or it could be a leak from the ZeniMax side, to bring the issue to the public, to try and force Human Head to be complaint with the original terms of engagement.

The following email was sent out by Bethesda yesterday

Development of Prey 2 has not been cancelled but the game will not be released in 2012 as planned. The delay is due to the fact that game development has not progressed satisfactorily this past year, and the game does not currently meet our quality standards. Prey 2 has shown great promise and we regret disappointing our fans. We have made a substantial investment in game development to deliver the experience fans want. We are determined only to release the AAA game that fans rightfully expect, and are unwilling to compromise our quality standards to meet a release schedule.

This is what I would consider a very poor PR effort. First, none of the allegations in the Shacknews story were addressed, let alone refuted. Second, the email cites a completely different and seemingly unrelated reason for the delay. Third, unless I missed something, this email is the only official response from either side since this story broke out.

Prey was a great title, it would be a pity to see the sequel scrapped because mommy and daddy had irreconcilable differences. At the very least, whatever the root cause, I hope the two parties are mature enough to understand that we are not idiots, and share the actual cause of the delay, regardless of the outcome.

Categories: Controversy, Prey 2

“Algalnon Expansion Delayed” or “This Abomination Still Alive?”

April 19, 2012 2 comments

Looks about right!

Anyone still remember the whole Alganon fiasco? Allow me to refresh your memory. After management changes, two separate launches, completely ignoring accusations of how it was a shameless WoW clone, and one of the worst PR campaigns in the history of video gaming, Alganon still stands. And apparently, an expansion was supposed to be released in the near future. What is it called? The Cruning Brusade?

Massively now reports that the team over at QOL is citing “unforeseen circumstances” for why the expansion has been delayed to the fourth quarter. The devs wrote the following in the April newsletter:

“After evaluation of the project, it was decided that more time was needed in order to do some critical bug fixes as well as to spend more time on certain areas and features of the expansion in order to do the best work possible.”

With me so far? But that is not the fun part. The fun part is that one player actually decided to give a blunt, and admittedly bleak evaluation of the state of affairs in Alganon.

First John4 says:

I swear at this point Derek is feeding you these news bites.

Anyway, Alganon, has a long and inglorious history. The problems (other than the current “the expansion is still due Winter 2011 as that runs into March 2012” quote that i *love* from DS) are tantamount to a few things that have been hashed, re-hashed, and microwaved over time.

Derek will mention all the stuff *he’s* done without really giving credit to Padreic and the people actually keeping Alganon a possibly-respectable game. As a current player and payer of MicroTransactions, and as a guild leader of one of the (maybe) three guilds still in game, we play despite Derek, not because of him. The team deserves the credit, not him. Regardless of his “i kept the company afloat” rhetoric.

I also recently learned he hired a PR firm for this new MMO-thing he is developing, and can say with unending confidence they aren’t doing their job. When the guy no one likes is making the majority of statements online about the game, you have failed as a PR company.

Go ahead. Look it up. It’s in the textbook. Page 126. I’ll wait…

At this point, Derek must realize how polarizing a figure he is. Most of my posts on the Alganon forums have been deleted despite me trying to support the game and being one of about 6 people still trying. When you censor your player base from any communication with the devs at all, it won’t end well. I *really* wish Alganon woudl have left itself in Padreic and the team’s hands instead of the dictator, but alas, we all can’t get want we want.

Thus, i’ve been off to another game of late. Good luck, and thanks for all the fish.


Then Derek actually responds:

One day, it is my hope that you will grow tired of posting this same rubbish everywhere you find me posting or talking about Alganon.

As to the giving credit, you must think that the people who developed the game did that in an isolated environment all on their own and with no direction, no planning, no funding. That’s particularly hilarious in and of itself. Especially when you consider the fact that for three years before I even got there, the game was an absolutely mess – as evidenced by the 2009 release. To where the game is now – more than two years later – what do you think changed? That’s right – me taking over the team, leadingĀ  it – and FUNDING it.

Stupid internet comments are just that. Stupid.

Yes Derek, stupid internet comments are pretty stupid. Head on over, grab some popcorn, and watch Derek (Not-So) Smart dig a hole that seems to have no finite depth!

Categories: Alganon

“Bethesda’s Dishonored” or “Finally a New Arcanum”

April 17, 2012 6 comments

Discussion to follow, but how awesome is the premise in Bethesda’s new game “Dishonored”?

Categories: Dishonored

“Crysis 3 First Images” or “New York as a Wasteland”

April 16, 2012 Leave a comment

The first Crysis was an amazing game. It set the bar so high for visual achievement, that only Crytek’s own CryEngine 2 was able to surpass it. Then came Crysis 2, the technological aspect of which was dumbed down a little to make the transition for the franchise to the console counterparts easier. This move was frowned upon by the CEO himself, and he vowed not to allow it to happen again with Crysis 3. If the early screenshots are in any indication, Crysis 3 is shaping up to be one of the most visually stimulating games of the contemporary gaming age.

The “sandbox shooter” is set in new York City again, in the year 2047, which has metamorphosed from an urban jungle to a literal one, courtesy of the massive dome that covers it. The exact plot details are sketchy at best, but the set up is certainly very exciting. The third game in the series will release in the spring of 2013. The game is already available for preorder though! The only downside is, you guessed it, Origin!

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Categories: Crysis 3, Teasers

“OpenRaiding to Achievement Heaven” or “The Greatest Idea Since Sliced Bread”

April 15, 2012 Leave a comment

"I don't know any of you, but I love you all!"

I have mentioned a few times about OpenRaid. It is a project that was started to use the RealID idea to its fullest potential. Once you are registered on the website, you can opt to share your real ID email. Like most factions in WoW, you start at neutral reputation with the website (faction). Then you can browse through the monstrous log of raids that players like yourself put up on a daily basis. The only think you cannot do with RealID people is Dragon Soul on Normal or Heroic (LFR is still game… though why would you want to).

There are literally raids for everything. People are raiding Vanilla and TBC content (I know it is solo-able but more fun with a few people). I myself will wrap up all of my Wrath of the Lich king achievements in the 25-player version later tonight by killing the Lich King on heroic mode. There are a ton of raids for Cataclysm content with groups attempting heroic modes, achievements and transmorg farming runs for tier 12 and below. The site also has a comprehensive search system so you can find your own raids. There are even PvP premade groups. I ran Battle for Gilneas and got the perfection achievement (2000-0 score) just last night. You can even form up your own raid for people to sign-up for from day one.

Once you are registered and have shared your RealID details, you can sign-up for the raid and detail your availability (maybe coming or coming), and the raidleaders can then choose which people to take with the. They can even designate assists to allow trusted people to help them manage said raid. They even provide a massive Ventrilo server for free for people who want to coordinate better via voice chat.

I can go on and on about the site’s features and usefulness, but suffice it to say, OpenRaid allows you to raid all content just below the current tier, even if your guild does not, and even if you are not part of a large organized guild. It is an invaluable tool, one that already has over 20,000+ users, and you should get on board while you can!

Categories: Real ID, World of Warcraft

“Google Maps for WoW” or “Someone Went a Tad Nuts With the Colors Palette”

April 12, 2012 5 comments

Via Kotaku, this is what Azeroth looks like from the top-down!

Categories: World of Warcraft

“Nonsensical Nerf of the Day” or “That Ain’t a Stampede”

April 11, 2012 Leave a comment

Via, MMO-Champion, I came across the following change to the new Hunter Stampede ability.

Stampede – Now has a 10 min cooldown, up from 30 sec.

So the cooldown has gone from 30 seconds, to 600 seconds, 20 times the amount! What the hell is going on in this beta? Did some poor monk get steamrolled by three hunters and their stampede of 15-odd pets, and threaten to light himself on fire in front of Blizzard Headquarters if the ability wasn’t drastically nerfed? Sheesh!

MoP Floodgates pt. 4: “Guild Perk Changes” or “You Will Take it And You Will Like It”

April 10, 2012 1 comment

The level 21 guild perk, Have Group, Will Travel was a huge blessing. But with cross-realm raiding, this has an even greater impact that usual.

As someone who regularly runs raids through the fantastic website (I am on there as Jehangir), this little perk is fantastic because you have people from potentially 25 different servers coming together in a raid instance to get some achievements, transmorg gear and have some fun. MoP is removing this perk altogether, meaning every raid member will have to fly to the instance manually.

Blizzard stated that their reason for doing so was because they wanted players to get out in the world and interact with it and each other. This clearly does not apply to cross-realm raids. In addition, the meeting stones (unless moved inside the instance) are useless because you cannot summon someone from another realm to your realm’s outdoor environment. The only other viable option then, is to ensure you always have a Warlock, so you can get going as soon as people are summoned.

The perk that replaces Have Group, Will Travel is called Ride Like the Wind, which increases your flight path speed by an unknown amount. Now understand that this is flight path speed, not flight speed, which means that after getting your flying mount at the level cap in MoP, unless you are an alt leveling, this perk will be largely useless to you.

There is another change that I came across. Chug-A-Lug has been replaced by The Doctor is In. Chug-A-Lug effectively cut your flasks costs in half. The new perk will help a little sure, but it is highly situational and not as uniform an advantage in a competitive raid. On the plus side though, the new perk will likely help boost cloth sales and prices. But then again, the supply demand curve could actually screw sellers as well.