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“Run This Raid” or “99 Problems But a Glitch Ain’t One”

CollegeHumor.com consistently manages to produce content that is not only funny, it’s also well thought out and a satirical reflection of, in this case, the raiding gaming culture. One thing is for damn sure: a bunch of people on the CollegeHumor staff are seriously addicted to World of Warcraft!

The lyrics are beneath the video if you are interested. Enjoy!

BLOOD ELF/RIHANNA
Friday night is finally here
Friends are out but I don’t care
I’m not addicted to this game
Just one more quest, I swear
Checking server status now
I’m gonna freak if Blackrock’s down
Phone’s unplugged but chat’s online
Now who’s gonna run this raid tonight…
Who’s gonna run this raid tonight…
Gotta find some n00bs to pwn

ORC/JAY-Z
We Horde
Yeah I said it
We Horde
The Warsong Nation
Fightin’ outta Ogrimmar
Lootin’ of a corpse, y’all
Top tier everything
Tier nine, soon ten
Top tier everything
Ya’ll chat in Barrens
Only play Paladins
I’d have more respect
If you weren’t always griefin’ us
Guild is my familia, playing since beta
So for now gonna head out to Darnassus
There’s a couple night elf chicks that we’d like to mana tap
We resist your debuffs, while ours are always stacked
We all crit for 6 comma, 3 zeros, dot zero zero.
Back to runnin’ circles round dwarves
While we stun em’
Level up

BLOOD ELF/RIHANNA
Real life is lame, it’s not fair
I’d rather chill at Darkmoon Faire”
In Azeroth I’m finally free
Just for one small monthly fee
No more escort quests tonight
Work sucked hard, I need to fight
Red Bull in hand I log online
Now whose gon’ run this raid tonight?

Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
We’re gon’ run this raid tonight

ALLIANCE PALADIN/KANYE
Girl, I like your avatar, wanna cyber or take it slow, yo?
Unless you’re gaming cross genders, no homo
Come ride a real epic mount, no Kodos
Next time I charge in, you’ll see real aggro
Kill your boss orc, who cares he earned “Warlord”
This our life, we all game hardcore
Achievements?
You think we need to achieve more?
What you PvP for? Honor f@#kin’ rewards?
But you know I’m done level grinding
Killing creeps and mobs, that ain’t nothing
I came to fight a real war, not go hunting
Only gear you got is gear from gold farming
While you’re out spending all day in the real sun
I’m in-game, what, having real fun
Shift function, I’ll target you, son
Holy Light so bright you wish you had one
You like a n00b who don’t know how to auto-run
Hit my level cap you haven’t even begun
You sleepin’, AFK? Come on, pay attention!
This is Warcraft, not a Neopets session!
What’s that, Mom? Can’t talk, for real.
Great, look- Help! I need a full heal!
I’m laggin’ fighting this fag and he’s got dual wield
Killed him but his goblin bud
Just ran in for the kill-steal

BLOOD ELF/RIHANNA
That’s
Gayyy–ay-ay-ay-ayyyy
Gayyy–ay-ay-ay-ayyyy
Gayyyy-ay-ay-ay-ay-ayyy
Fuck this
I’m gon’ find some porn online

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Categories: World of Warcraft
  1. Dima
    June 21, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    “Guess i’m gonna find some port online”, not “fuck this”

    • Dale
      November 23, 2011 at 2:20 pm

      “Fuck this” is indeed in there, it’s just blanked out. Thus, the line reads :

      “Fuck this, I’m gonna find some porn online”

      Read Sara Natochenny’s (the night elf’s) lips.

  2. Derek
    August 28, 2010 at 2:23 am

    “***” = Fixed line.

    BLOOD ELF/RIHANNA
    Friday night is finally here
    Friends are out but I don’t care
    I’m not addicted to this game
    Just one more quest, I swear
    Checking server status now
    I’m gonna freak if Blackrock’s down
    Phone’s unplugged but chat’s online
    Now who’s gonna run this raid tonight…
    Who’s gonna run this raid tonight…
    Gotta find some n00bs to pwn

    ORC/JAY-Z
    We Horde
    Yeah I said it
    We Horde
    The Warsong Nation
    Fightin’ outta Ogrimmar
    Lootin’ of a corpse, y’all
    Top tier everything
    Tier nine, soon ten
    Top tier everything
    Ya’ll chat in Barrens
    Only play Paladins
    I’d have more respect
    If you weren’t always griefin’ us
    Guild is my familia, playing since beta
    So for now gonna head out to Darnassus
    There’s a couple night elf chicks that we’d like to mana tap
    We resist your debuffs, while ours are always stacked
    We all crit for 6 comma, 3 zeros, dot zero zero.
    Back to runnin’ circles round dwarves
    While we stun em’
    Level up

    BLOOD ELF/RIHANNA
    Real life is lame, it’s not fair
    I’d rather chill at Darkmoon Faire”
    In Azeroth I’m finally free
    Just for one small monthly fee
    No more escort quests tonight
    Work sucked hard, I need to fight
    Red Bull in hand I log online
    Now whose gon’ run this raid tonight?

    Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
    Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay
    We’re gon’ run this raid tonight

    ALLIANCE PALADIN/KANYE
    Girl, I like your avatar, wanna cyber or take it slow, yo?
    Unless you’re gaming cross genders, no homo
    Come ride a real epic mount, no Kodos
    Next time I charge in, you’ll see real aggro
    Kill your boss orc, who cares he earned “Warlord”
    This our life, we all game hardcore
    Achievements?
    You think we need to achieve more?
    What you PvP for? All the f@#kin’ rewards? ***
    But you know I’m here for just one thing ***
    Killing creeps and mobs, that ain’t nothing
    I came to fight a real war, not go hunting
    Don’t fear dragon spawns, Just fear when I’m coming ***
    While you’re out spending all day in the real sun
    I’m in-game, what?, having real fun
    Shift function, I’ll target you, son
    Holy Light so bright you wish you had one
    You like a n00b who don’t know how to auto-run
    Hit my level cap you haven’t even begun
    You sleepin’, AFK? Come on, pay attention!
    This is Warcraft, not a Neopets session!
    What’s that, Mom? Can’t talk, for real.
    Great, look- Help! I need a full heal!
    I’m laggin’ fighting this fag and he’s got dual wield
    Killed him but his goblin bud ran in for the kill steal

    BLOOD ELF/RIHANNA
    That’s
    Gayyy–ay-ay-ay-ayyyy
    Gayyy–ay-ay-ay-ayyyy
    Gayyyy-ay-ay-ay-ay-ayyy
    Guess I’m gon’ find some porn online.***

    • Dale
      November 23, 2011 at 2:12 pm

      This line :

      “What you PvP for? All the f@#kin’ rewards? ***”

      was correct in the original post, i.e.,

      “What you PvP for? Honor f@#kin’ rewards?”

      Also, this line :

      “I’m laggin’ fighting this fag and he’s got dual wield”

      should read :

      “I’m laggin’ fighting this fag, he’s got a dual wield”

      Listen closely.

  3. Amy
    September 3, 2010 at 8:58 am

    Also, she’s a Night Elf, not Blood Elf.

  4. Tara
    October 12, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    “Only gear you got is gear from gold farming” Im pretty sure this is wrong.. its more like “dont fear dragon spawn, just fear when Im coming” but im not sure of his exact words

  5. Kay
    October 25, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    The girl singing Rhianna’s part is a Night Elf, not a Blood Elf.

  6. steven
    July 30, 2011 at 2:20 am

    i not a blood elf,is a night elf

  7. Dale
    November 23, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    Actually, this has far more in the way of PvP references than it does raiding, it really only says anything that would apply to raiding in the mention gear tiers.

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